Well a lot of people call me awesome, but I'm more commonly known as Ian Underwood. I've been around for seventeen years, but age is just a number, ya' know? Guess you can say I'm a kid at heart, but I just like to have fun and keep up with my little brothers at the Oakvales Foster Home for Boys. They look up to me, and I love them, so don't do them wrong and we'll be fine. Do them wrong, and let's just say we'll have a talk.
Hit me any time, I'm always up for mischief! And when I say mischief, I mean going hard in some fuckin' intense fun.